The Joke's On Him

Good laugh for Women (and guys,
too!!)




 

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash
his Sweat-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he
shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?

"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your
shirt?"


He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma "


And they say blondes are dumb...


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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the
happiest woman in the world."


The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."


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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he
stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors
would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"


"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.



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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?


A: A rumor


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A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th
wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and
said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have
one wish.


The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband. Whoosh!
Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.


The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...
Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!


Gotta love that fairy!


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Dear Lord,


I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience
for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to
death.


AMEN


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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and
calling your name?


A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?


A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.


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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?


A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"