Amazing Home Remedies

These are funny solutions to some daily problems. Some actually make sense... in a rather twisted way. Read on and have fun! =)K

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1. A mouse trap, placed on
top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going
back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

2. If you have a
bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will
be afraid to cough.

3. Clumsy? Avoid cutting
yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them
while you chop away.

4. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about
lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.

5. For
high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few
minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use
a timer.

6. Have a bad headache? Smash your thumb with a
hammer, and you will forget about the headache.

RULES OF
LIFE

a) You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it
doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does,
use the duct tape.

b) Remember: Everyone seems normal until you
get to know them.

c) If you woke up breathing,
congratulations! You get another chance.